February 2011
9 posts
January 2011
6 posts
jenny found out how to play pokemon online:
Me: dude this pokemon game is hogwash. ive been wandering around all day and havent gotten anywhere except fight off pidgeys every 2 fucking minutes
Jenny: uhgreed
Me: how did we figure this out when we were kids?
Jenny: haha i wish i knew
Me: but seriously, so i gave oak his package and now what? i cant get into brocks gym cos some guido asshole guard wont let me in
Jenny: ohh this is why were family. try leaving the city
Me: i tried but it just like comes to an end
Jenny: the fuck? google that shit
Me: i mean i thought about doing that but if we could figure it out like 10 years ago why cant we now
Jenny: haha i bet the solution is so simple
Me: i know, i can feel it laughing at me
yes it does, snooki, i love you but yes it does.
wendy williams: now i hear that other than your new book you have only ever read 2 books in your life?
snooki: yeah but that doesnt mean i cant write a book!
'resolutions' for 2011:
- work harder than ever - love like no other